This shirt says: “I brought the vibes, forgot the sunscreen, and yes—I pee in the ocean.”.
Featuring a jacked-up dachshund in beach mode with a ball he absolutely won’t share, this tee radiates the kind of chaotic confidence only found in dogs who hump beach chairs and men who yell “Let’s goooo!” during cornhole.
Perfect for:
– Being the only one at the lake in jorts
– Smuggling snacks in your swim trunks
– Getting kicked out of beach volleyball for “energy”
Put this on and watch your hot dog sales rise. 🌭🔥🐾
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching throughout
- Stretchable ribbed collar for well-fitted wear
- 100% carded cotton for comfort and breathability
- Heavyweight fabric ideal for year-round use
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This shirt says: “I brought the vibes, forgot the sunscreen, and yes—I pee in the ocean.”.
Featuring a jacked-up dachshund in beach mode with a ball he absolutely won’t share, this tee radiates the kind of chaotic confidence only found in dogs who hump beach chairs and men who yell “Let’s goooo!” during cornhole.
Perfect for:
– Being the only one at the lake in jorts
– Smuggling snacks in your swim trunks
– Getting kicked out of beach volleyball for “energy”
Put this on and watch your hot dog sales rise. 🌭🔥🐾
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching throughout
- Stretchable ribbed collar for well-fitted wear
- 100% carded cotton for comfort and breathability
- Heavyweight fabric ideal for year-round use
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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