Big Wiener Energy: Adventure Pup Edition

$31.32

This wiener’s ready to hit the trails — or at least the farmer’s market.
Denim jacket? Check. Cargo pants? Of course. Vintage watch he can’t read? Absolutely.
Tie a sweater around the waist for maximum “trust fund with a rebellious streak” vibes.
He hikes exactly 12 feet, poses for a photo, then demands a puppuccino.
Big boots. Big grin. Bigger wiener. Zero actual roughing it.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed and comfortable fit
- Durable shoulder-to-shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Double-needle stitching ensures longevity and durability
- Ribbed collar allows for easy wear while maintaining fit
- Made from 100% carded cotton for soft, high-quality fabric

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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This wiener’s ready to hit the trails — or at least the farmer’s market.
Denim jacket? Check. Cargo pants? Of course. Vintage watch he can’t read? Absolutely.
Tie a sweater around the waist for maximum “trust fund with a rebellious streak” vibes.
He hikes exactly 12 feet, poses for a photo, then demands a puppuccino.
Big boots. Big grin. Bigger wiener. Zero actual roughing it.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed and comfortable fit
- Durable shoulder-to-shoulder tape prevents stretching
- Double-needle stitching ensures longevity and durability
- Ribbed collar allows for easy wear while maintaining fit
- Made from 100% carded cotton for soft, high-quality fabric

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean