This wiener’s got more attitude than your dad’s golf foursome and zero time for your off-the-rack slacks.
Sporting vintage plaid, sweater vest drip, and sunglasses to block out the haters — he’s basically the trust fund puppy your dog wishes it could be.
Does he play tennis? No. Does he look like he does while side-eyeing your snack? Absolutely.
Big plaid. Bigger wiener. Maximum passive aggression.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Ribbed collar for a comfortable stretch
- Heavyweight fabric ensures lasting quality
- Unique dyeing process for a faded look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This wiener’s got more attitude than your dad’s golf foursome and zero time for your off-the-rack slacks.
Sporting vintage plaid, sweater vest drip, and sunglasses to block out the haters — he’s basically the trust fund puppy your dog wishes it could be.
Does he play tennis? No. Does he look like he does while side-eyeing your snack? Absolutely.
Big plaid. Bigger wiener. Maximum passive aggression.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Ribbed collar for a comfortable stretch
- Heavyweight fabric ensures lasting quality
- Unique dyeing process for a faded look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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