Big Wiener Energy: Corporate Casual Edition

$31.32

Monday meeting? He’s there. Lunch break? He’s napping under the conference table.
With a trench coat, briefcase, and dad jeans that scream “I don’t actually work here but you’ll never question it,” this wiener’s climbing the corporate ladder one snack at a time.
Clocked in at 9, clocked out by 9:07 — because Big Wiener Energy means always looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
Business paws. Serious vibes. Wiener empire.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitching ensures longevity
- Ribbed collar maintains a comfortable fit
- Made from 100% carded cotton for softness

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Monday meeting? He’s there. Lunch break? He’s napping under the conference table.
With a trench coat, briefcase, and dad jeans that scream “I don’t actually work here but you’ll never question it,” this wiener’s climbing the corporate ladder one snack at a time.
Clocked in at 9, clocked out by 9:07 — because Big Wiener Energy means always looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
Business paws. Serious vibes. Wiener empire.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitching ensures longevity
- Ribbed collar maintains a comfortable fit
- Made from 100% carded cotton for softness

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean