You think your dog’s impressive? This wiener just shorted your stock, stole your lunch, and bought your company for fun.
Tailored suit. Shades on indoors. Paws in pockets like he invented casual intimidation.
He doesn’t chase sticks — he chases buyouts. This wiener doesn’t beg for treats — he bills you for ‘em.
Fully suited, sunglasses on, and a permanent look of “I’m too important for your small talk.”
He’ll nap through your quarterly meeting, shred your bonus check, then pee on your corner office — because marking territory is just good business.
Big suit. Bigger big wiener energy. Zero chill.
If you see him pacing the hallway? You’re already fired.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Reinforced seams with shoulder-to-shoulder tape
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Stretchable ribbed collar for comfort
- 100% heavyweight cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
You think your dog’s impressive? This wiener just shorted your stock, stole your lunch, and bought your company for fun.
Tailored suit. Shades on indoors. Paws in pockets like he invented casual intimidation.
He doesn’t chase sticks — he chases buyouts. This wiener doesn’t beg for treats — he bills you for ‘em.
Fully suited, sunglasses on, and a permanent look of “I’m too important for your small talk.”
He’ll nap through your quarterly meeting, shred your bonus check, then pee on your corner office — because marking territory is just good business.
Big suit. Bigger big wiener energy. Zero chill.
If you see him pacing the hallway? You’re already fired.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Reinforced seams with shoulder-to-shoulder tape
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Stretchable ribbed collar for comfort
- 100% heavyweight cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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