Start your engines — these wieners were born to zoom.
Featuring an elite pit crew of underpaid sausage dogs, a driver who can barely see over the wheel, and a victory lap fueled entirely by belly rubs and snacks.
They don’t just race — they waddle at record speed, pop champagne like they own the track, and leave every other dog in their dust.
Guaranteed to add 5 horsepower to your vibe and make you 83% faster* at getting attention.
*Results may vary. Wiener pit crew not included.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape prevents stretching.
- Double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Ribbed collar allows for a snug fit.
- Made from 100% carded cotton for comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Start your engines — these wieners were born to zoom.
Featuring an elite pit crew of underpaid sausage dogs, a driver who can barely see over the wheel, and a victory lap fueled entirely by belly rubs and snacks.
They don’t just race — they waddle at record speed, pop champagne like they own the track, and leave every other dog in their dust.
Guaranteed to add 5 horsepower to your vibe and make you 83% faster* at getting attention.
*Results may vary. Wiener pit crew not included.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape prevents stretching.
- Double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Ribbed collar allows for a snug fit.
- Made from 100% carded cotton for comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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