Est. 1852 - En garde, peasants.
These noble wieners have been clashing sausages since 1852 — that’s centuries of highly questionable swordplay technique and an undefeated record in “cutest combatants alive.”
Every duel ends the same way: dramatic tail wags, zero injuries, and a post-bout snack break.
Product features
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfortable wear.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting quality.
- Ribbed collar provides flexibility and retains shape after wearing.
- Heavyweight cotton fabric offers a cozy, premium feel.
- Unique dyeing process results in a distinct, faded look.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Est. 1852 - En garde, peasants.
These noble wieners have been clashing sausages since 1852 — that’s centuries of highly questionable swordplay technique and an undefeated record in “cutest combatants alive.”
Every duel ends the same way: dramatic tail wags, zero injuries, and a post-bout snack break.
Product features
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfortable wear.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting quality.
- Ribbed collar provides flexibility and retains shape after wearing.
- Heavyweight cotton fabric offers a cozy, premium feel.
- Unique dyeing process results in a distinct, faded look.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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