Team captain. Honor roll. Homecoming king. Massive wiener.
This dapper sausage dog didn’t just make varsity — he owns the team, throws the winning pass, and still has time to sign autographs for the squirrels.
Pinstripe pants? Impeccable. Three-piece suit under a blazer? Unnecessary but iconic.
This is the kind of Big Wiener Energy that makes every golden retriever QB jealous.
Touchdowns, tail wags, and tiny legs that run the whole field.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching at seams
- Stretchy ribbed collar for easy wear
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Team captain. Honor roll. Homecoming king. Massive wiener.
This dapper sausage dog didn’t just make varsity — he owns the team, throws the winning pass, and still has time to sign autographs for the squirrels.
Pinstripe pants? Impeccable. Three-piece suit under a blazer? Unnecessary but iconic.
This is the kind of Big Wiener Energy that makes every golden retriever QB jealous.
Touchdowns, tail wags, and tiny legs that run the whole field.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching at seams
- Stretchy ribbed collar for easy wear
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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