Big Wiener Open 2025 Hoodie
🏌️♂️🐶 Drive Long. Ride Low.
Welcome to the most prestigious (and slightly unhinged) golf tournament ever played on four paws. Whether you’re a scratch golfer or just here for the dogs, this shirt lets everyone know you take your drives seriously and your wieners low.
Highlights:
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Majestic dachshunds doubling as golf carts — because who needs a caddy when you’ve got a sausage dog?
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Trophy dreams, questionable swings, and zero regrets.
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Pairs well with beers at the 19th hole and belly rubs at the clubhouse.
Grab one, join the Big Wiener Open, and remember: real champions ride chubby.
Product features
- 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester for a soft, luxurious feel.
- 1x1 Ribbed cuffs and hem allow for a perfect fit.
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for added comfort.
- Hood with drawstrings lined with jersey fabric for a cozy touch.
- Heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) ensures durability and warmth.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
🏌️♂️🐶 Drive Long. Ride Low.
Welcome to the most prestigious (and slightly unhinged) golf tournament ever played on four paws. Whether you’re a scratch golfer or just here for the dogs, this shirt lets everyone know you take your drives seriously and your wieners low.
Highlights:
-
Majestic dachshunds doubling as golf carts — because who needs a caddy when you’ve got a sausage dog?
-
Trophy dreams, questionable swings, and zero regrets.
-
Pairs well with beers at the 19th hole and belly rubs at the clubhouse.
Grab one, join the Big Wiener Open, and remember: real champions ride chubby.
Product features
- 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester for a soft, luxurious feel.
- 1x1 Ribbed cuffs and hem allow for a perfect fit.
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for added comfort.
- Hood with drawstrings lined with jersey fabric for a cozy touch.
- Heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) ensures durability and warmth.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat