Finally — the perfect sweatshirt for the aspiring hot dog in law. Whether you’re briefing cases, crying in the library, or flexing your Big Wiener Energy at mock trial, this cozy piece has you covered.
Features:
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A scholarly dachshund who knows more torts than you ever will.
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Zero accreditation, 100% vibe.
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Pairs well with late-night caffeine and questionable life choices.
Wear it to remind everyone that you technically passed contracts, but emotionally? You’re still in the doghouse.
Product features
- Soft, durable fabric: 80% cotton, 20% polyester for comfort and longevity.
- Gentle on the skin: Midweight fleece keeps you cozy without being heavy.
- Quality construction: Features a lay-flat collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape.
- Retro aesthetic: Vintage washed for a classic look that never goes out of style.
- Standard fit: Designed for a relaxed style that works for everyone.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Finally — the perfect sweatshirt for the aspiring hot dog in law. Whether you’re briefing cases, crying in the library, or flexing your Big Wiener Energy at mock trial, this cozy piece has you covered.
Features:
-
A scholarly dachshund who knows more torts than you ever will.
-
Zero accreditation, 100% vibe.
-
Pairs well with late-night caffeine and questionable life choices.
Wear it to remind everyone that you technically passed contracts, but emotionally? You’re still in the doghouse.
Product features
- Soft, durable fabric: 80% cotton, 20% polyester for comfort and longevity.
- Gentle on the skin: Midweight fleece keeps you cozy without being heavy.
- Quality construction: Features a lay-flat collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape.
- Retro aesthetic: Vintage washed for a classic look that never goes out of style.
- Standard fit: Designed for a relaxed style that works for everyone.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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