✔️ Species — Dachshund
✔️ Condition — Terminal Chunkiness
✔️ Prognosis — 100% adorable, zero chance of slimming down
Vet’s orders? Belly rubs every hour, unlimited treats, and constant reminders that your wiener is, in fact, massive (and medically certified).
Side effects may include spontaneous squeals, snack theft, and strangers asking, “Can I pet your wiener?”
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Stretchable ribbed collar returns to its original size
- Made from 100% carded cotton for softness
- Heavyweight fabric for added comfort and longevity
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
✔️ Species — Dachshund
✔️ Condition — Terminal Chunkiness
✔️ Prognosis — 100% adorable, zero chance of slimming down
Vet’s orders? Belly rubs every hour, unlimited treats, and constant reminders that your wiener is, in fact, massive (and medically certified).
Side effects may include spontaneous squeals, snack theft, and strangers asking, “Can I pet your wiener?”
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Stretchable ribbed collar returns to its original size
- Made from 100% carded cotton for softness
- Heavyweight fabric for added comfort and longevity
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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