Let’s be honest—size does matter… especially when it comes to your wiener dog.
This bold and hilarious tee features the most majestic dachshund you've ever seen: long, low, and clearly overcompensating for nothing. With a confident strut and a face that says, “Yeah, I know what I said,” this pup is here to make a statement.
Perfect for guys who aren’t afraid of a good pun, this shirt is ideal for backyard barbecues, awkward family reunions, first dates with a sense of humor, or literally any time you want to test how cool your HR department really is.
Made with comfy fabric and even comfier self-confidence, this shirt is proof that it’s not the length of the joke—it’s how you wear it.
Warning: May cause smirks, double takes, and people saying, “I need one of those.”
Get yours today and show the world that when it comes to dachshunds (and life), size absolutely matters.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made without side seams for a smoother finish.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and texture.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Let’s be honest—size does matter… especially when it comes to your wiener dog.
This bold and hilarious tee features the most majestic dachshund you've ever seen: long, low, and clearly overcompensating for nothing. With a confident strut and a face that says, “Yeah, I know what I said,” this pup is here to make a statement.
Perfect for guys who aren’t afraid of a good pun, this shirt is ideal for backyard barbecues, awkward family reunions, first dates with a sense of humor, or literally any time you want to test how cool your HR department really is.
Made with comfy fabric and even comfier self-confidence, this shirt is proof that it’s not the length of the joke—it’s how you wear it.
Warning: May cause smirks, double takes, and people saying, “I need one of those.”
Get yours today and show the world that when it comes to dachshunds (and life), size absolutely matters.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made without side seams for a smoother finish.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and texture.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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