Humorous Dog Lover T-Shirt, Unisex Tee, Cute Pet Owners Gift, Size Matters Design, Funny Dog Shirt, Casual Everyday Wear

$19.95

 Description:

Unleash your inner top dog with this outrageously funny T-shirt featuring everyone's favorite low-rider — the majestic wiener dog. Strutting proudly across your chest is a dachshund with more confidence per inch than most people have in their whole life.

Boldly emblazoned with "Size Matters", this tee is a tribute to those who know it's not about height — it's about length and attitude. Whether you're walking the pup, grilling in the backyard, or just flexing your big wiener energy at brunch, this shirt guarantees you'll turn heads, raise eyebrows, and maybe even get a few snorts of laughter.

Perfect for dog lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone packing a powerful personality in a compact package.

Warning: May cause spontaneous high-fives and jealous side-eyes from short-tempered tall dogs.


Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Made from garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and timeless look.
- Comfort Colors t-shirts are pre-shrunk, ensuring consistent size retention.
- Ethically made from high-quality, 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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 Description:

Unleash your inner top dog with this outrageously funny T-shirt featuring everyone's favorite low-rider — the majestic wiener dog. Strutting proudly across your chest is a dachshund with more confidence per inch than most people have in their whole life.

Boldly emblazoned with "Size Matters", this tee is a tribute to those who know it's not about height — it's about length and attitude. Whether you're walking the pup, grilling in the backyard, or just flexing your big wiener energy at brunch, this shirt guarantees you'll turn heads, raise eyebrows, and maybe even get a few snorts of laughter.

Perfect for dog lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone packing a powerful personality in a compact package.

Warning: May cause spontaneous high-fives and jealous side-eyes from short-tempered tall dogs.


Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Made from garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and timeless look.
- Comfort Colors t-shirts are pre-shrunk, ensuring consistent size retention.
- Ethically made from high-quality, 100% US cotton for ultimate comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean