The real Black & Tan Label is strictly reserved for verified members of the Size Matters Society. Why? Because selling gear with this much BWE to the general public would be wildly irresponsible. Becoming a member scientifically proves you have Big Wiener Energy (BWE). Without that, it'd be unethical — and honestly, dangerous — for you to handle these premium goods. And no, we won't even show you what the items look like. We'd hate for anyone with Small Wiener Energy(SWE) to get any dumb ideas. Nice try, though!
The real Black & Tan Label is strictly reserved for verified members of the Size Matters Society. Why? Because selling gear with this much BWE to the general public would be wildly irresponsible. Becoming a member scientifically proves you have Big Wiener Energy (BWE). Without that, it'd be unethical — and honestly, dangerous — for you to handle these premium goods. And no, we won't even show you what the items look like. We'd hate for anyone with Small Wiener Energy(SWE) to get any dumb ideas. Nice try, though!
