Don’t let the stumpy legs fool you — this security wiener means business.
Patrolling your living room, backyard, and snack stash with zero fear and zero reach.
Fully equipped with a black tee that screams “badges are for other dogs” and an attitude that says “step aside, I’m on patrol.”
Perfect for guarding your vibe and your leftover pizza.
Tiny body, massive bark, Big Wiener Energy.
Product features
- Made from strong and smooth fabric for high-quality printing
- Highly elastic rib knit retains shape for lasting wear
- Clean garment lines with double-needle ribbed binding
- Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton for comfort
- Medium fabric weight (5 oz/yd²) ensures a comfortable fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Don’t let the stumpy legs fool you — this security wiener means business.
Patrolling your living room, backyard, and snack stash with zero fear and zero reach.
Fully equipped with a black tee that screams “badges are for other dogs” and an attitude that says “step aside, I’m on patrol.”
Perfect for guarding your vibe and your leftover pizza.
Tiny body, massive bark, Big Wiener Energy.
Product features
- Made from strong and smooth fabric for high-quality printing
- Highly elastic rib knit retains shape for lasting wear
- Clean garment lines with double-needle ribbed binding
- Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton for comfort
- Medium fabric weight (5 oz/yd²) ensures a comfortable fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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