He’s got a 4.0 GPA, a trust fund, and zero plans to get a real job.
Sporting an Ivy sweater, pleated slacks, and more Big Wiener Energy than the entire rowing team combined.
Perfect for alumni reunions, yacht parties, or just flexing on the other dogs at the park.
Big brain. Big blazer. Even bigger wiener.
Product features
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for easy wear
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity
- Ribbed collar allows for flexibility and comfort
- Crafted from 100% carded cotton for softness
- Unique dyed process creates a distinct, faded look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
He’s got a 4.0 GPA, a trust fund, and zero plans to get a real job.
Sporting an Ivy sweater, pleated slacks, and more Big Wiener Energy than the entire rowing team combined.
Perfect for alumni reunions, yacht parties, or just flexing on the other dogs at the park.
Big brain. Big blazer. Even bigger wiener.
Product features
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for easy wear
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity
- Ribbed collar allows for flexibility and comfort
- Crafted from 100% carded cotton for softness
- Unique dyed process creates a distinct, faded look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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