Real Men Play With Their Wieners Essentials Tee

from $19.76

Strong arms. Softer hearts. Even softer wieners.

✨ Highlights:

  • Perfect for the rugged dude whose wiener squad runs deep (literally, look at all those pups)

  • BWE MMA certified: Maximum Muscle Affection for your miniature sausages

  • Ideal for dog park flexing, backyard wrestling, or humble-bragging at brunch

  • Scientifically proven to attract belly rubs, ear scratches, and the occasional double take

Real men don’t just lift weights — they lift wieners. One wholesome cuddle at a time.


Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Made from high-quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and comfort.
- Garment-dyed for softness and a unique texture.
- Relaxed fit with a classic crew neckline for a stylish look.
- No side seams for a flattering appearance and reduced fabric waste.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Strong arms. Softer hearts. Even softer wieners.

✨ Highlights:

  • Perfect for the rugged dude whose wiener squad runs deep (literally, look at all those pups)

  • BWE MMA certified: Maximum Muscle Affection for your miniature sausages

  • Ideal for dog park flexing, backyard wrestling, or humble-bragging at brunch

  • Scientifically proven to attract belly rubs, ear scratches, and the occasional double take

Real men don’t just lift weights — they lift wieners. One wholesome cuddle at a time.


Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Made from high-quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and comfort.
- Garment-dyed for softness and a unique texture.
- Relaxed fit with a classic crew neckline for a stylish look.
- No side seams for a flattering appearance and reduced fabric waste.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean