This shirt is for the true alpha who knows petting your fat dachshund and all eight of her meatball puppies doesn’t make you weak — it makes you unstoppable. Real men don’t cry.
Unless their wiener sneezes. Then it’s game over.
Put down the dumbbells. Pick up your wiener. And flex on ’em with this tee.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders provide a relaxed fit for all-day comfort.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape stabilizes seams, enhancing durability.
- Double-needle stitching ensures a long-lasting garment.
- Ribbed collar maintains shape while allowing easy wear.
- Made from 100% carded cotton for a soft, heavyweight feel.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This shirt is for the true alpha who knows petting your fat dachshund and all eight of her meatball puppies doesn’t make you weak — it makes you unstoppable. Real men don’t cry.
Unless their wiener sneezes. Then it’s game over.
Put down the dumbbells. Pick up your wiener. And flex on ’em with this tee.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders provide a relaxed fit for all-day comfort.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape stabilizes seams, enhancing durability.
- Double-needle stitching ensures a long-lasting garment.
- Ribbed collar maintains shape while allowing easy wear.
- Made from 100% carded cotton for a soft, heavyweight feel.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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