When it comes to wieners, we don’t discriminate — but we do celebrate the big ones.
This shirt is your subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that longer, lower, and chunkier is always better.
Perfect for dog park flexing, backyard BBQ bragging, or shutting down anyone who says size doesn’t matter.
It does.
Wear it proud. Let ‘em know.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for stability
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Ribbed collar for a comfortable fit
- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
When it comes to wieners, we don’t discriminate — but we do celebrate the big ones.
This shirt is your subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that longer, lower, and chunkier is always better.
Perfect for dog park flexing, backyard BBQ bragging, or shutting down anyone who says size doesn’t matter.
It does.
Wear it proud. Let ‘em know.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for stability
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Ribbed collar for a comfortable fit
- Heavyweight 100% carded cotton fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Image 1 of 28
Image 2 of 28
Image 3 of 28
Image 4 of 28
Image 5 of 28
Image 6 of 28
Image 7 of 28
Image 8 of 28
Image 9 of 28
Image 10 of 28
Image 11 of 28
Image 12 of 28
Image 13 of 28
Image 14 of 28
Image 15 of 28
Image 16 of 28
Image 17 of 28
Image 18 of 28
Image 19 of 28
Image 20 of 28
Image 21 of 28
Image 22 of 28
Image 23 of 28
Image 24 of 28
Image 25 of 28
Image 26 of 28
Image 27 of 28
Image 28 of 28