Your grandpa’s country club called — they want their vest back, but too bad. This tailored plaid number screams old money but whispers Big Wienered. Made for the man who unironically says “sport” and the dachshund who’s classier than you’ll ever be. Linen-blend, plaid perfection, and a subtle BWE tag that says, “Yes, I paid extra for the dog’s suit too.” Wear it to the yacht club, the garden party, or just to flex on peasants at brunch.