Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet (of Sausage)
This spooky season, the scariest thing in your neighborhood isn’t the haunted house — it’s a dachshund in a bed sheet demanding candy. Featuring a long boi disguised as a ghost, armed with a pumpkin bucket, candy corn, and the audacity to call it Big Wiener Energy.
Perfect for:
🎃 Dog moms & dads who want their wiener to get more treats than the kids.
👻 People who believe ghosts should have stubby legs.
🍬 Anyone who trades full-size candy bars for mini wieners.
Warning: May attract bats, cause sugar highs, and spark awkward conversations about why your dog’s costume has more drip than yours.
Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet (of Sausage)
This spooky season, the scariest thing in your neighborhood isn’t the haunted house — it’s a dachshund in a bed sheet demanding candy. Featuring a long boi disguised as a ghost, armed with a pumpkin bucket, candy corn, and the audacity to call it Big Wiener Energy.
Perfect for:
🎃 Dog moms & dads who want their wiener to get more treats than the kids.
👻 People who believe ghosts should have stubby legs.
🍬 Anyone who trades full-size candy bars for mini wieners.
Warning: May attract bats, cause sugar highs, and spark awkward conversations about why your dog’s costume has more drip than yours.