Property of Big Wiener Energy Tee – You don’t wear this. You enlist in it. Issued to all official members of BWE Co. — est. 2025, accredited by zero institutions, feared by many. Whether you’re on the debate team, intramural beer pong, or just majoring in domination, this tee lets everyone know you're state-sponsored by chaos and long dogs. Perfect for gym class, jail visits, or your fifth attempt at community college. Features: Bold collegiate lettering. Instant eligibility for the BWE alumni newsletter (there isn’t one). Legally binding energy.
Property of Big Wiener Energy Tee – You don’t wear this. You enlist in it. Issued to all official members of BWE Co. — est. 2025, accredited by zero institutions, feared by many. Whether you’re on the debate team, intramural beer pong, or just majoring in domination, this tee lets everyone know you're state-sponsored by chaos and long dogs. Perfect for gym class, jail visits, or your fifth attempt at community college. Features: Bold collegiate lettering. Instant eligibility for the BWE alumni newsletter (there isn’t one). Legally binding energy.