Santa’s traded in the reindeer for twelve long boys on four-inch legs, and somehow the sleigh still takes flight. Featuring BWE Claus dripped out in shades, a chain, and enough wiener horsepower to deliver presents faster than Amazon Prime.
Perfect for:
🎅 People who know Christmas is better with sausage.
🐾 Dog lovers who’d rather hear jingle woofs than jingle bells.
🎁 Anyone who’s ever asked Santa for “a big wiener” and actually meant it.
Warning: Sleigh may move slowly uphill, requires frequent belly rub breaks, and leaves suspicious paw prints on rooftops.
Santa’s traded in the reindeer for twelve long boys on four-inch legs, and somehow the sleigh still takes flight. Featuring BWE Claus dripped out in shades, a chain, and enough wiener horsepower to deliver presents faster than Amazon Prime.
Perfect for:
🎅 People who know Christmas is better with sausage.
🐾 Dog lovers who’d rather hear jingle woofs than jingle bells.
🎁 Anyone who’s ever asked Santa for “a big wiener” and actually meant it.
Warning: Sleigh may move slowly uphill, requires frequent belly rub breaks, and leaves suspicious paw prints on rooftops.