Introducing the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s ready to admit: you’ve got Big Wiener Energy and zero shame about it. Worn here by a man who clearly just ate a Costco rotisserie chicken with his bare hands and then stood up to salute the American flag, this heavyweight champion of a tee is the spiritual uniform of unfiltered confidence. Whether you’re flashing belly, yelling about yard games, or just existing with dangerous levels of charisma and chest hair, this shirt’s got your back (and technically your front). Highlights: Screenprinted in a font big enough to be read from across the barbecue. For those with BWE, IBS, and IDGAF. Works as a conversation starter, party invite, and bear deterrent. Throw it on. Raise hell. Make eye contact. BWE™ — For bellies, beers, and bad decisions.
Introducing the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s ready to admit: you’ve got Big Wiener Energy and zero shame about it. Worn here by a man who clearly just ate a Costco rotisserie chicken with his bare hands and then stood up to salute the American flag, this heavyweight champion of a tee is the spiritual uniform of unfiltered confidence. Whether you’re flashing belly, yelling about yard games, or just existing with dangerous levels of charisma and chest hair, this shirt’s got your back (and technically your front). Highlights: Screenprinted in a font big enough to be read from across the barbecue. For those with BWE, IBS, and IDGAF. Works as a conversation starter, party invite, and bear deterrent. Throw it on. Raise hell. Make eye contact. BWE™ — For bellies, beers, and bad decisions.