Introducing the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s ready to admit: you’ve got Big Wiener Energy and zero shame about it. Worn here by a man who clearly just ate a Costco rotisserie chicken with his bare hands and then stood up to salute the American flag, this heavyweight champion of a tee is the spiritual uniform of unfiltered confidence. Whether you’re flashing belly, yelling about yard games, or just existing with dangerous levels of charisma and chest hair, this shirt’s got your back (and technically your front). Highlights: Screenprinted in a font big enough to be read from across the barbecue. For those with BWE, IBS, and IDGAF. Works as a conversation starter, party invite, and bear deterrent. Throw it on. Raise hell. Make eye contact. BWE™ — For bellies, beers, and bad decisions. Sleep like a legend. This BWE Classic Fit tee is soft enough to nap in, but bold enough to flex in your dreams. Whether you’re spooning a body pillow or hogging the covers, rest assured — you’re oozing Big Wiener Energy.
Introducing the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s ready to admit: you’ve got Big Wiener Energy and zero shame about it. Worn here by a man who clearly just ate a Costco rotisserie chicken with his bare hands and then stood up to salute the American flag, this heavyweight champion of a tee is the spiritual uniform of unfiltered confidence. Whether you’re flashing belly, yelling about yard games, or just existing with dangerous levels of charisma and chest hair, this shirt’s got your back (and technically your front). Highlights: Screenprinted in a font big enough to be read from across the barbecue. For those with BWE, IBS, and IDGAF. Works as a conversation starter, party invite, and bear deterrent. Throw it on. Raise hell. Make eye contact. BWE™ — For bellies, beers, and bad decisions. Sleep like a legend. This BWE Classic Fit tee is soft enough to nap in, but bold enough to flex in your dreams. Whether you’re spooning a body pillow or hogging the covers, rest assured — you’re oozing Big Wiener Energy.