"Real Men Play With Their Wieners... in Their Dreams."
Slap this on for bedtime and let your subconscious do the heavy lifting. Designed for maximum nap performance and late-night wiener snuggling. Comes pre-loaded with dreams of chiseled forearms, silky ears, and absolutely zero judgment. Guaranteed to attract your dog, your ex, and your neighbor’s corgi.
"Real Men Play With Their Wieners... in Their Dreams."
Slap this on for bedtime and let your subconscious do the heavy lifting. Designed for maximum nap performance and late-night wiener snuggling. Comes pre-loaded with dreams of chiseled forearms, silky ears, and absolutely zero judgment. Guaranteed to attract your dog, your ex, and your neighbor’s corgi.