Big Wiener Energy Essentials - Size Matters - BWE Sleep Mode Edition

$18.69

Size Matters Sleep Mode Tee For when your body says no but your wiener still says “party.” Introducing the softest thing you’ve touched since that golden retriever at your ex’s house. The Sleep Mode tee is built for bed, brunch, and benders that start with “I’m just having one.” It’s the shirt that lets you snore like a chainsaw but look like a teddy bear. Features: Sleep-optimized fabric. Dream-enhancing dachshund energy. Perfect for: 12-hour naps, midnight snacks, and waking up mid-apology text.

Size Matters Sleep Mode Tee For when your body says no but your wiener still says “party.” Introducing the softest thing you’ve touched since that golden retriever at your ex’s house. The Sleep Mode tee is built for bed, brunch, and benders that start with “I’m just having one.” It’s the shirt that lets you snore like a chainsaw but look like a teddy bear. Features: Sleep-optimized fabric. Dream-enhancing dachshund energy. Perfect for: 12-hour naps, midnight snacks, and waking up mid-apology text.

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