For the guys who do five push-ups and immediately check for abs.
This one hugs the guns, skims the dad bod, and gives just enough flex to suggest you might know what creatine is. Whether you’re speed-walking past your ex at the farmer’s market or posting thirst traps “ironically,” the Slim Flex lets ‘em know you came to slay (and maybe sweat just a little).
Features: Subtle stretch, extreme swagger, and built-in delusion. Perfect for: Flexin’, flirtin’, and fighting the urge to start a podcast.
For the guys who do five push-ups and immediately check for abs.
This one hugs the guns, skims the dad bod, and gives just enough flex to suggest you might know what creatine is. Whether you’re speed-walking past your ex at the farmer’s market or posting thirst traps “ironically,” the Slim Flex lets ‘em know you came to slay (and maybe sweat just a little).
Features: Subtle stretch, extreme swagger, and built-in delusion. Perfect for: Flexin’, flirtin’, and fighting the urge to start a podcast.