So soft it feels illegal. This is the shirt you accidentally wear for three days straight because “technically it hasn’t touched the outside air.” Perfect for: Late-night conspiracy theory deep dives. Microwaving frozen taquitos at 3:14am. Hosting imaginary talk shows while brushing your teeth Bonus: Doubles as breakup recovery armor.
So soft it feels illegal. This is the shirt you accidentally wear for three days straight because “technically it hasn’t touched the outside air.” Perfect for: Late-night conspiracy theory deep dives. Microwaving frozen taquitos at 3:14am. Hosting imaginary talk shows while brushing your teeth Bonus: Doubles as breakup recovery armor.