Big Wiener Energy Tee — Slim Flex Edition When your metabolism’s still fighting the good fight and your shirts are tighter than your uncle’s crypto wallet, this one’s for you. The Slim Flex hugs the body like a dog clinging to the last bite of a hot dog bun. Perfect for: Hitting leg day and the group chat. Letting the world know your torso does NOT skip Pilates. Whispering “I’m better than you” with your silhouette. Warning: May result in uninvited touching from former classmates.
Big Wiener Energy Tee — Slim Flex Edition When your metabolism’s still fighting the good fight and your shirts are tighter than your uncle’s crypto wallet, this one’s for you. The Slim Flex hugs the body like a dog clinging to the last bite of a hot dog bun. Perfect for: Hitting leg day and the group chat. Letting the world know your torso does NOT skip Pilates. Whispering “I’m better than you” with your silhouette. Warning: May result in uninvited touching from former classmates.