In 2026, when it costs $11 just to snag two 5 dollar meal deals from McDonalds (my order), an offer for a quick, very quick, no-questions asked wiener ride for just twenty-five cents?
Shi****** last time I went on a date I spent $55 on food AND then she unabashedly turned me down for the kiss at the end.. :(
point is: 25 cent wiener ride might be the best deal in the world in 2026 (with due consideration to T Bell's cheesy bean and rice)
but the real point is?: Forget about all the satirical shit on here and tell your Karen mom to buy my shit.
BWE over everything xo
(also true story: a few days after being insanely pathetically denied the smooch; I delusionally hit her up inquiring about a second date, immediately got left on read, which made me cry / tear up to the point my brother noticed so I lied it was allergies. After that I watched Youtube tutorials about riz I didn't understand or attempt to apply then spent the rest of the night spiraling to ai contriving the thread in to telling me I'm handsome)
BWE over everything xo
In 2026, when it costs $11 just to snag two 5 dollar meal deals from McDonalds (my order), an offer for a quick, very quick, no-questions asked wiener ride for just twenty-five cents?
Shi****** last time I went on a date I spent $55 on food AND then she unabashedly turned me down for the kiss at the end.. :(
point is: 25 cent wiener ride might be the best deal in the world in 2026 (with due consideration to T Bell's cheesy bean and rice)
but the real point is?: Forget about all the satirical shit on here and tell your Karen mom to buy my shit.
BWE over everything xo
(also true story: a few days after being insanely pathetically denied the smooch; I delusionally hit her up inquiring about a second date, immediately got left on read, which made me cry / tear up to the point my brother noticed so I lied it was allergies. After that I watched Youtube tutorials about riz I didn't understand or attempt to apply then spent the rest of the night spiraling to ai contriving the thread in to telling me I'm handsome)
BWE over everything xo