Wiener Rides – 25¢ (No Refunds)
Saddle up, partner — the BWE Rodeo is officially in town. For just a quarter, you get front-row access to the longest, strongest, and most spirited wiener rides this side of the Mississippi. Featuring authentic rodeo flair, a dachshund built like a lowrider stallion, and a cowgirl who knows her way around Big Wiener Energy.
Perfect for:
🐴 Cowboys too short for a horse.
🌭 Rodeo clowns looking to downsize.
💰 Investors who know a 25¢ wiener ride is the deal of a lifetime.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable yee-haws, awkward questions from grandma, and sudden urges to two-step with your wiener.
Wiener Rides – 25¢ (No Refunds)
Saddle up, partner — the BWE Rodeo is officially in town. For just a quarter, you get front-row access to the longest, strongest, and most spirited wiener rides this side of the Mississippi. Featuring authentic rodeo flair, a dachshund built like a lowrider stallion, and a cowgirl who knows her way around Big Wiener Energy.
Perfect for:
🐴 Cowboys too short for a horse.
🌭 Rodeo clowns looking to downsize.
💰 Investors who know a 25¢ wiener ride is the deal of a lifetime.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable yee-haws, awkward questions from grandma, and sudden urges to two-step with your wiener.