The EMlNEM dissing himself at the end of 8 Mile psych strategy totally works in real life.. especially when projecting insecurity about your wiener size. Why wait for the playa-haters at the resort cabana to almost-certainly mention your blatantly so-small, tiny wiener when you could just pull up with a "World's Littlest Wiener" on your chest so when they do mention it, it’s a quick "thanks Mr. Obvious!" and the chicks just saw you MOG him too..
By the time the measuring tape actually does comes out, and it's established as fact, that your wiener, is in fact, much, MUCH smaller than your average wiener...?
Well hell.. they're already sold on your micro. Logic
also the Size Matters shirt is cope - Theres a reason its BWE and not BW..... E > BW
alsoo: jokes aside size matters lmao
BWE over everything. xo.
The EMlNEM dissing himself at the end of 8 Mile psych strategy totally works in real life.. especially when projecting insecurity about your wiener size. Why wait for the playa-haters at the resort cabana to almost-certainly mention your blatantly so-small, tiny wiener when you could just pull up with a "World's Littlest Wiener" on your chest so when they do mention it, it’s a quick "thanks Mr. Obvious!" and the chicks just saw you MOG him too..
By the time the measuring tape actually does comes out, and it's established as fact, that your wiener, is in fact, much, MUCH smaller than your average wiener...?
Well hell.. they're already sold on your micro. Logic
also the Size Matters shirt is cope - Theres a reason its BWE and not BW..... E > BW
alsoo: jokes aside size matters lmao
BWE over everything. xo.