We told our creative director to design a garment that captures the quiet luxury of generational wealth, and he came back from a three-day ayahuasca retreat with this throwaway design I almost cut from the site, completely invalidating the last century of European tailoring.
Cristóbal Balenciaga unwittingly exposed himself as an uncultured dipshit when he tried to claim this is "an exemplar of BWE in general... a twenty-dollar shirt with a dick joke on it."
Bet, bro... guess you missed the part where we dropped 12 grand on a farm of Reddit shills to astroturf this drop. Oh, guess you missed the part we bribed Elise Duvall (an incredibly serious investigative journalist for ProPublica) to officially publish that: "the negative space on this garment represents the existential dread of the modern working class."
Alright bro... Guess you were too busy getting faded in Banana Republic or some shit to notice when our two-pronged blackmail/bribe operation out of Epstein's playbook to force TikTok fashion boy Jimmy Farley to drop a video explaining that "The Voguish Couture Chic BWE Mega Avant-garde twenty-dollar t-shirt made a bigger impact on the fashion industry in one drop than the multi-spindle spinning frame—the innovation that jumpstarted the Industrial Revolution—did in over 100 years" panned out, huh?
BWE over everything. xo.
We told our creative director to design a garment that captures the quiet luxury of generational wealth, and he came back from a three-day ayahuasca retreat with this throwaway design I almost cut from the site, completely invalidating the last century of European tailoring.
Cristóbal Balenciaga unwittingly exposed himself as an uncultured dipshit when he tried to claim this is "an exemplar of BWE in general... a twenty-dollar shirt with a dick joke on it."
Bet, bro... guess you missed the part where we dropped 12 grand on a farm of Reddit shills to astroturf this drop. Oh, guess you missed the part we bribed Elise Duvall (an incredibly serious investigative journalist for ProPublica) to officially publish that: "the negative space on this garment represents the existential dread of the modern working class."
Alright bro... Guess you were too busy getting faded in Banana Republic or some shit to notice when our two-pronged blackmail/bribe operation out of Epstein's playbook to force TikTok fashion boy Jimmy Farley to drop a video explaining that "The Voguish Couture Chic BWE Mega Avant-garde twenty-dollar t-shirt made a bigger impact on the fashion industry in one drop than the multi-spindle spinning frame—the innovation that jumpstarted the Industrial Revolution—did in over 100 years" panned out, huh?
BWE over everything. xo.