Trade the $30 resort cocktails for a pontoon boat full of grilling dachshunds and zero maritime laws. What happens when you put a crew of dachshunds on a pontoon? A literal sausage fest; ie. a fleet of dogs holding their own dogs; this is the only 4th of July party where the primary mission is badger hunting, and the motto is: Sun's out, long buns out. The tee is the quintissential 4th of July flex for the hella cultured, featuring a pack of faded dachshunds and enough BWE mixies to make you forget you’re definitely capping about actually owning a boat.
BWE over everything. xo.
god bless America, and tbh whichever country whatever international Karen is reading this from
BWE over everything. xo. xo
Trade the $30 resort cocktails for a pontoon boat full of grilling dachshunds and zero maritime laws. What happens when you put a crew of dachshunds on a pontoon? A literal sausage fest; ie. a fleet of dogs holding their own dogs; this is the only 4th of July party where the primary mission is badger hunting, and the motto is: Sun's out, long buns out. The tee is the quintissential 4th of July flex for the hella cultured, featuring a pack of faded dachshunds and enough BWE mixies to make you forget you’re definitely capping about actually owning a boat.
BWE over everything. xo.
god bless America, and tbh whichever country whatever international Karen is reading this from
BWE over everything. xo. xo